As a man with average sanity and
logic, i always think that Japan is the
land of wonder where some logic and sanity doesn’t exist. We all know how the
japanese culture invade our life from the anime we wacth, the manga we read,
the sushi we ate then up to the freaky Japanese Adult Video we use to jerk out and
it become part of our daily life. some of those culture is acceptable in our
sense and some just.....
Just check out my List.....
Now
you might be thinking that im goint to talk about Cosplay right? Peoples, who
dressed to look like anime and manga character is surely showing how people
very obsessed with anime and manga. Well you are wrong because despite the fact
that they spent a lot of money to dress like the rejects of lady gaga fashion
school, i still consider it as a form of art because It needs a lot of cost, make
up, design skill and a great dedication to make some 2D looks from anime or
manga into reality. I believe most of us could appreciate the cosplayer dedication
to emulate their favorite character.
Above: dedicated
cosplayer and their favorite character
As
i said, i could appreciate the cosplayer who try to look like some anime or
manga character but what if there’s some peoples who dedicate way too much to
look like anime character? Well, they become one indeed...
Its
creepy because...
Imagine
that you are going to work by taking a train to your office and found buch of
anime character just sit next right to you. An anime character that looks and
moves like human but with stale facial expression like a robotic mannequin,
staring at you without blinking its eye and its fixated smile. You will think
that the world has been taken by robot that designed by anime geek. Its Like
the future from the movie terminator
where robot has taken over the world but if Skynet were from japan. Fantasy isn't supposed to be a reality and Anime character isn't supposed to be real either. If you forced it to be real it will just be weird and creepy.
And
for some fun fact, most of this costume
out there is a female character. Most peoples, who dressed in this costume is
male.
Please do
consider that there’s 70% possibility of “special” surprise before you took
your pants off when you seeing this pic
Wherever
country you came from, Ghost is supposed to be scary but how japan define scary
is even scarier than most of us do because their ghost would even make the Ghostbuster members thinks to had an early
retirement. As you may know, Sadako from ‘the ring’ is one
most well known ghost from japan that made thousands peoples piss in their
pants but what if there’s something more scarier than that?
Japanese
myth is full of things that would made you glad you are lived in a place like
Somalia because most of that myth usually had a moral story of “Japan hates you
and all who lives there”. As example, why dont we looks the legend of a female
ghost that dragged her upper body across the japan looking for some good ol’
revenge.
“Welcome to Japan, sir”
This
ghost is called teke-teke which some believes that she comes from a woman who
had a suicide or fell in
the path of an oncoming subway train and was severed in half.
Now, since she wasn’t so happy about it, she roams through all of japan
dragging her upper body with her long clawed hand looking for someone to be sliced in a half so
she can have some friends to chat about her issues with toilets. The legend also
said that he can move and lunge into you in incredible speed. Oh the horror.
And
if that wasn’t enough they also had a legend of kuchisake-ona or split mouth woman. The Kuchisake-Onna
will appear as a tall woman in a trench-coat with long, black hair. Her most
telling feature is the surgical mask covering the bottom half of her face.
According
to legend, there’s two scenario that would likely to be happen when you meet
her at your way home from school or work at night. usually she will come to you
and ask a simple question: “am i beautiful?”
The
first scenario, If your answer is “no”, because you are a cruel honest bastard,
the problem will be solved because she will took out her ridiculously huge
pairs of scissor and cut your head off with no hesitation. Now after knowing
that, you think that you should be a gentle person who said “yes” so she would
feel better and your head can stay in your neck as it should be. If that’s the
case, she will took her mask off, showing her grotesquely over sized smile and
asked one more question: ”am i still beautiful?”
“Beauty is a
matter of assumption, after all”
Now, if you are a very open minded person when it comes to beauty and said “yes”, she will chase you down and cut you in a half because she thinks you are lying but if you said “no”,well, she would still cut you in a half either because her heart is to fragile to accept such a harsh truth. Some people do tend to be never satisfied.
Its creepy because...
Japan is a
scary place with many things that just doesn’t add up to your brain and your
sense. Ghost is a scary things because...well its ghost for Gods sake do i really need to explain? So,
Japanese Ghost is...i think you get the formula of pure fear.
For your
information, dating game is very popular among Japanese which usually consist
of you playing as a man trying to be “together” with your loved one and by “together” here could also means banging
your love interest in the strangest situation you could imagine. There’s a lot
amount of dating game ranging from dating game for the average sane logical person to dating
game for Hanibal Lecter after he had another kidney for dinner.
As for the
Hanibal Lecter dating game there’s one that quite popular in Japan called ‘school
days’ which sounds and looks quite harmless at the first time.
Yep,
it looks like your standard anime love story with bunch of cute girls in a
school uniform that you can get on a date with. The story is about a boy named Makoto who involved in love triangle (with extra hentai content, of course) and its pretty much that for most of
the time...
Note
that i said for most of the time......
Nothing said ‘ because
i love you’ like a hacksaw and a neck to
your rival in love.
That
my friendo, is one of the endings from this game where you date one girls but
still seeing the other one (you may want to check the bloodbath yourself here). If,
instead of cheating on the first girl, you actually break up with her to date
the other one guilt-free, then the one you just dumped will jumped off from a bridge and lands headfirst on the cement right in front of you
both. Even if you try to be a good man, the game just
can’t let you have a non-bloody ending. The other girls isn’t better either
because if you’ve been an asshole with the other girls, she will stab you in
the back or pushing you into the oncoming train. One of the good endings is
when the two girls agreed they will share the boy loves without rivalry or in a
simpler word, a threesome with two female version of Hanibal Lecter. Its
non-bloody ending but That still wasn’t a good ending either.
Its
creepy because...
Like
i said, this game is pretty popular in Japan despite all those bloodbath
endings and peoples love it. I found it creepy because most anime love story is
usually a funny, adorable and awkward love story. Seeing all this cute and
pretty character having a bloodbath disturb me so much and this is supposed to
be a dating game. This game is more like a horror game because even if you got
the good endings it meant you are dating a time bomb that could explode
anytime.
Dating
game also leaves another impact to the player where There’s also quite a lot of
guys who just get so attached to a game character, fall in love with it and in
the extreme case, married with it, literally...
The honeymoon? Congratulations,
You are the 657.856th persons who asked that
That
guys who nicknamed sal9000 is married to Nene Anegasaki a character from the
Nintendo DS dating game, Love Plus and the marriage is broadcasted live in a
website like any other normal marriage with priest and live audience. This
shows that dating game can gives you true love or true brain damage. No wonder
Japan birth rate is dropping down.
Speaking
of birth rate...
1. The Very Imaginative Sexual Fetish
Sexual fetish is
a common and natural to every human beings in this planet. We all had our own
imagination about the intimate and the best way to make love with our partner. Some
fetishes is quite common and some just downright weird or makes you feel uneasy
to think that someone can be turned on by such a things and japan can provide
you with that uneasiness. The japanese is very imaginative when it comes to
sexual fetish because they cover some of the weirdest imagination every human
could posibly had when their lust is up on the high.
For
example, Have you ever fantasizing to have an erection while you eat raw fish? Japan provide with you with
Nyotaimori or body sushi where you can eat sushi from a naked body.
There’s also the
male body version but we don't want to take the wrong ‘fish’ when we are eating
it, don’t we?
Or maybe you are a person who’s in
for some beastiality, cop, and Nazi uniform fetish? Sure it might hard to fulfill such an ‘unique’ fantasy but Have
no fear friendo. Go play ‘Lets meow meow’, an adult video game where you can
find not one, but all of that fantasy in one package!
I
bet this is the axis alliance secret plan In world war II!
And of course you can’t spell Japan in
the internet this day without coming to its ever popular tentacle fetish. You
know, like where teenage girl get raped by hundred tentacle that looks like a
dick in kitchen, subway or hospital.
This
happen quite often in Japan
Its creepy because...
I could understand some of the
bizarre fetish out there like bondage or foot fetish because its somehow still
grounded in reality but having a sex with a half dog girl who dressed like a Nazi
and work as cop or a giant tentacle molest a 16 years old girl in a subway? Where
could that be happen other than in Japan
To be honest, i am a fan of the
Japanese Adult Video (AV) and just be honest to me, who doesn’t? Their AV is
unique and full of imagination compared to the western porn and the ladies is
absolutely hot as hell. But then, sometime on my way to find the best AV to
jerk out i found a video where a teenager get raped by what looks like the
secret love child of Ron Jeremy and Davy Jones from Pirate of Caribbean: Dead man’s chest.
Just use your imagination of what it looks like
And honest to God, That video is so creepy and
disturbing that i turned off my PC and stopped watching porn for 1 week... and i will never see tentacle in the same way ever again.
no shit / im out
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